I always feel like I'm forgetting things.

I'm sort of known in the comedy community as "Smooth Sailing," just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn. Everything has gone well for me. I've never had a project fail. Everywhere I go, it's "What's up, Smooth Sailing?! How are the seas today, buddy?" I'm like, "Calm as can be!"

I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.

If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.

What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.

I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and to put your children on there, I think, is especially disgusting.

I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there.