I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.
Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!
I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!
Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.
I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.
Skaters are very much like peacocks.