I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.

I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.