I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

I don't know if this is advice, but I remember this guy in high school who came off like he'd been with a lot of women. He said, "Dude, what girls sometimes like is the unexpected." There were these girls who were always giving him tittie twisters, and he kept warning them, "I'm going to do it back." I'm thinking, There's no way. But sure enough, one girl crossed the line and he did.

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes and that's the window to your soul is what they say.

I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.