I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

I don't have a lot of experience to draw from. I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was wearing these really loose shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. I tried to angle my body away and divert her eyes by saying, "Hey, look at the stars." From then on I wore tighter jeans.

I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.