Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

Skaters are very much like peacocks.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.