I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don't shoot us between the legs. But their aim didn't necessarily follow that rule.

Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.