I've been on hold for 30 minutes. I just got disconnected.
We have concluded that it is not [science], and moreover that ID cannot uncouple itself from its creationist, and thus religious, antecedents.
My account is paid up. Your records are wrong.
I had rather get a root canal without anesthesia than to call your customer service office for help.
Hell will freeze over before I send you any money for this unwarranted bill.
Trust may be in short supply after years of disappointments. However, improvement could come in a bat of an eye!