I'm just a different machine than I used to be, where now I've taken my diet more serious than I ever have in my life, and I've gotten way small. My physique is just completely different to the way it used to be.

I paid my bill. Let me speak to your supervisor!

Having to call your customer service department is like falling off a six story building.

I appear to be a lot bigger than what I am.

This customer service person doesn't understand that this bill was paid and I am not going to pay it again.

I know you have been waiting on hold for 40 minutes, but I can't answer your question.

The worst injury I've ever seen in a fight was with Anderson Silva when his leg snapped in half.