I'm just really not even that huge of a UFC fan. If you go on my Instagram or Twitter, you will notice ... people that I've actually met and hung out with, you know, I'm not like a huge UFC guy.

Hell will freeze over before I send you any money for this unwarranted bill.

The customer service representative hung up on me when I asked to talk to a supervisor.

As a customer service representative; it is hard to deal with people who has an attitude when I pick up the phone.

I paid my bill. Let me speak to your supervisor!

I'm sorry I thought I paid my bill. I was wrong.

The mighty army of time is without equal.