That customer service representative is crazy, if he think I am going to pay that bill.

The mighty army of time is without equal.

Having to call your customer service department is like falling off a six story building.

To be sure, Darwin's theory of evolution is imperfect. However, the fact that a scientific theory cannot yet render an explanation on every point should not be used as a pretext to thrust an untestable alternative hypothesis grounded in religion into the science classroom or to misrepresent well-established scientific propositions.

My account is paid in full. So, why are you calling me?

Hell will freeze over before I send you any money for this unwarranted bill.

I had rather get a root canal without anesthesia than to call your customer service office for help.