I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at UC-Irvine.

You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home.

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it. You, the actor, are aware of the comedy but the character is oblivious. And you have to have a sense of humor.

I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.