How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home.

If you build it, nerds will come.

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.