Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?

I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.

I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented.

Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him.

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

The director makes the movie. The director has to have the story in their head, has to know the style of the piece, has to answer questions from actors, design, set, lighting, every department throughout the pre-production, production, and post-production, because they've got it in their mind. They've got to know exactly what they want and what the style and story of the movie is. It's them. They make it.

In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it. You, the actor, are aware of the comedy but the character is oblivious. And you have to have a sense of humor.