If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I’m taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn’t that like enough?

Do you wanna see something swell?

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did.