Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

It's rare when you're actually making a movie and it feels like you're watching a movie in the theater. You feel like a surfer in a wave, catching the wave, going for it every time, there's electricity in the room, it doesn't feel like acting, you ride the wave.

But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him.

I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.

I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented.