Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

I would never tell anyone who to vote for. I'm a different kind of 'liberal' and I think people should be true to themselves. If you're Republican or Democrat, conservative or liberal, you should be true to yourself and be who you are.

I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it does make you feel better for that hour and a half show. It gets your mind off of it.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.