But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him.

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.