But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

Do you wanna see something swell?

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it. You, the actor, are aware of the comedy but the character is oblivious. And you have to have a sense of humor.

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?

Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did.