My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.
Jon LovitzWhy do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.
Jon LovitzSome people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?
Jon Lovitz