I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented.

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him.

If you build it, nerds will come.

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream.

If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I’m taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn’t that like enough?