There is simply too much to be done for us all to go round 'enjoying ourselves.' When the world is perfect, then we can all sit down and eat jelly beans, but for now the fact that things are going well for you just means that you are in a position to alleviate someone else's suffering for a while.

I don’t need someone to complete me, I need someone to make things a little bit better every now and again.

Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do.

I don't really talk to people.

I don't think I'd have any friends if I didn't obscure at least 99% of my thoughts.

It is so much easier to grieve for the dead than to care for the living. At least in death we are all perfect.

I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection.