Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do.

I don't mean to hate people, I just get forced into it.

I don’t need someone to complete me, I need someone to make things a little bit better every now and again.

I tend to wear a coat more for the fact that I worry if I'm going to get drunk, I'm going to get pickpocketed. And a coat goes over your pockets so it's harder for someone to get their hand in and steal your phone or wallet out of your pocket. It's an unnecessary level of thinking that may lessen the enjoyment you have out of life.

My favourite pub game is, of course, snooker. Any game whose rules basically amount to finding a table covered in mess and slowly and methodically putting it all away out of sight is one with which I can empathise emphatically.

Anyone who tells you that it is better to have loved and lost that to never loved at all has never done both.

Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do.