Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do.

Anyone who tells you that it is better to have loved and lost that to never loved at all has never done both.

I don’t need someone to complete me, I need someone to make things a little bit better every now and again.

If you love something, Let it go, If it comes back it's yours, That's how you know kno-o-ow Nonsense, Christina Aguilera! I say, 'If you love it, file it away under "Things I love". If it's required at a later date, you'll know exactly where it i-i-i-is.

I have a lot of internalised tantrums. I secretly hope the worst and then I start planning my little speech for the beginning of it. Showers are the worst - all the time in the shower I'm planning the next time I'm going to lose it at someone, and then I never actually do. You're almost let down when people are nice.

My favourite pub game is, of course, snooker. Any game whose rules basically amount to finding a table covered in mess and slowly and methodically putting it all away out of sight is one with which I can empathise emphatically.

Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do.