Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government

Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again.

In what is perhaps the strangest turn in the President's efforts to rally support, he agreed that Iraq is just like Vietnam, but in a good way.

People are very sophisticated consumers of information, and they're pulling all different things.

The important thing is, that I guess I don't spend any time thinking about what I am or what we do means. I spend my time doing it.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

I could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe bears so little resemblance to the world and the President that I experience. And now I know why. There is a President Obama that only Republicans can see.