You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.

The Republican party is the party of nostalgia. It seeks to return America to a simpler, more innocent and moral past that never actually existed. The Democrats are utopians. They seek to create an America so fair and non-judgmental that life becomes an unbearable series of apologies. Together, the two parties function like giant down comforters, allowing a candidate to disappear into the enveloping softness, protecting them from exposure to the harsh weather of independent thought.

As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.

The view... from my apartment... was the World Trade Center... and now it's gone, they attacked it. This symbol of American ingenuity, and strength, and labor, and imagination and commerce, and it is gone. But you know what? You know what the view is now? The Statue of Liberty. The view from the South of Manhattan is now the Statue of Liberty. You can't beat that!

We have standards. Anybody with the kind of journalism experience and professionalism that you have displayed over these years can not work for my program.

This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.