The important thing is, that I guess I don't spend any time thinking about what I am or what we do means. I spend my time doing it.

Don't worry, as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.

The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.

But that hair? That is comedy entrapment. People are not attacking your hair, they are defending themselves from something that appears like it's about to attack them.

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

We could overcome the baser aspects of our nature... and give this planet the kind of caretakers it deserves.

North Korea is making several demands in exchange for giving up their nuclear program, including a promise from America not to attack them. Which is a little strange because for us to attack them we would have to have slam dunk proof that they have weapons of mass destruction. I mean, for Gods sakes people, we're not maniacs. It would have to be an air-tight case. We wouldn't just come in there and start bombing you.