The important thing is, that I guess I don't spend any time thinking about what I am or what we do means. I spend my time doing it.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss voter fraud.

Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

I think that's why they're so really - here's the disconnect. It's sort of this odd and I've always had this problem with the rationality of it. That the President [George W.Bush] says, "We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come. "And, so what I'm going to do is you know, Iraq has to be won, or our way of life ends, and our children and our children's children all suffer. So, what I'm gonna do is send 10,000 more troops to Baghdad."

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'