We have standards. Anybody with the kind of journalism experience and professionalism that you have displayed over these years can not work for my program.

The government that governs best, governs best!

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about.

I can't believe I'm comforting a billionaire.

Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs on everyone.

We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.

Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.