Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine with spending 14 hours a day putting a show together with tape and string.

The American people, or at least the ones that I get on the subway with - they know there's a real threat out there. They felt like Iraq lessened our ability to fight that threat.

The psychology degree is simply that I was a chemistry major, and they kept wanting the correct answer, whereas in psychology you basically write whatever you want, and chances are you get a B.

The government that governs best, governs best!

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.

Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.