Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.

People! Take to the streets and scream 'BE REASONABLE!'

I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.

Bill Russell, a famous philosopher from Boston Celtics once "When things go bad, things go bad." The [Iraq] war was terribly mismanaged-it was terribly mismanaged.

It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.

The wisdom of the masses is not always wise. You could put a lot of things to a vote-you could have put anti-miscegenation laws to a vote, and that would have passed pretty handily. Either all people are created equal-or they're not. You're either buying into the original premise of America-or you're not.

Watching these channels all day is incredibly depressing. I live in a constant state of depression. I think of us as turd miners. I put on my helmet, I go and mine turds, hopefully I don't get turd lung disease.