Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.

I really think [the Bush Administration]'s foreign policy agenda is to spread irony through the world.

It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.

Here in the U.S., we've made democracy into a science. A cold, impersonal science.

California is choosing between the lesser of, uh, 300 evils.

Making it [St. Patrick's Day] a great day for the Irish, but just an ok day if you're looking for a quiet tavern to talk, read or have a white wine spritzer.

How refreshing. A suspect beaten up BEFORE the LAPD showed up.