Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by a vote of 85, 13, despite a contentious but futile protest vote by democrats. By the way, for a fun second term drinking game, chug a beer every time you hear the phrase 'contentious but futile protest vote by democrats.' By the time Jeb Bush is elected, you'll be so wasted you won't even notice the war in Syria.

Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.

President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion: He is the only one who realizes what a great job he's being doing.

It's funny how everyone hates witch hunts... until they see a witch.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I feel like [God]'s hazing us.

Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.