9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.

This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.

What good are images if people understand them?

Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president's re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a needed jolt. If that doesn't work, North Korea has to go.

I watch a lot of astronaut movies....Mostly Star Wars. And even Han and Chewie use a checklist.

There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.

That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause that's a good year for you. So that's not a pleasant feeling.