I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.
I can't tell you how many times we'll run into a journalist and go, "Boy that's...I wish we could be saying that. That's exactly the way we see it and that's exactly the way we'd like to be saying that." And I always think, "Well, why don't you?"
I like a lot of wheels. If I could have eight wheels, I would.
The Vietnam war was fought over portion size.
[Hugh Jackman is] an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.
I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.