9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.
I like a lot of wheels. If I could have eight wheels, I would.
Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?
It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.
What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages.
There's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imagination of everyone who was not on that specific ship.