I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection.

I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game. They are the ones who face it every day.

Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?

There's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imagination of everyone who was not on that specific ship.

Even if the flag burning amendment does become law, the larger problem will remain of how to respectfully dispose of older, tattered flags. Well, fortunately the U.S. official Flag Code has a suggestion about this. "The flag, when it is in such a condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem of display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning." Owwwwcchh. In response, the House Republicans are calling for tattered flags to be kept alive via a feeding tube.

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about, and that's really it. I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change, but I am far lazier than that.