I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.

When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.

I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is.

Throughout his life, General Wesley Clark has stood up to some tough opponents. He battled the Viet Cong, and went toe-to-toe with Slobodan Milosevic. But today the retired four-star general capitulated to the fiercest enemy he's ever confronted: the American voter.

Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.