Ralph Nader choose the man with whom to share the responsibility of running a distant third, California activist Peter Camejo. You may remember that Camejo ran for president in 1976 on the Socialist Workers Party ticket. Actually, you might only remember that if you run a lesbian, vegetarian, bookstore.

I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

[He died of thirst?] That sounds, if I might say, like the greatest Sprite commercial ever.

To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me!