Ralph Nader choose the man with whom to share the responsibility of running a distant third, California activist Peter Camejo. You may remember that Camejo ran for president in 1976 on the Socialist Workers Party ticket. Actually, you might only remember that if you run a lesbian, vegetarian, bookstore.

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

I just thought, there are very few stories involving me, Anna Nicole Smith, and Jesus.

I reject the idea there are just two sides. I think that with the amount of ideas and thoughts there are, it's not even going to be consistent with the same person. People can hold liberal and conservative dogma points at the same time. They're not living their lives via platforms. They're living their lives. The whole thing is an awfully tired construct.

Hopefully the only things off-limits are crummy jokes, but being a standup comedian, I know that's not always the case... You know it when you have to take a shower afterward.

If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out.

The Oscars is the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party