I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.

The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.

Democrats - always standing up for what they later realize they should have believed in.

Scores of Iraqi exiles met in London to discuss ways to overthrow Saddam Hussein in a grand gathering dubbed the 'Iraqi Military Alliance Meeting.' Of course, these people are no longer Iraqi, they have no military, and there is no alliance. But they did have a meeting.

We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

It's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights...

I just thought, there are very few stories involving me, Anna Nicole Smith, and Jesus.