They always throw around this term 'the liberal elite.' And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right. What's more elite than believing that only you will go to heaven?

Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.

In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine with spending 14 hours a day putting a show together with tape and string.

I don't consider myself a serious and social political critic.