They always throw around this term 'the liberal elite.' And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right. What's more elite than believing that only you will go to heaven?

Nathan Lane's Bus of Broadway Fun will be leaving shortly.

Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.

I watch a lot of astronaut movies....Mostly Star Wars. And even Han and Chewie use a checklist.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

The Vietnam war was fought over portion size.

The President says, "We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come."