Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done.

Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays, so there is a plural, which in the English language necessitates the use of the letter "S." Now, I suppose you could say "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" but you probably have sh*t to do.

I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.

The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'

Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.

California is choosing between the lesser of, uh, 300 evils.

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.