Apparently the only thing worse than a terrorist attack, is a gay man stopping it!

Yes! We finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the public by companies like Enron, Global Crossing, and Tyco we finally got the ring leader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.

Thus, I've created humour.

Why would these English explorers search for these spices, yet never use them in their food?

In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.

No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what we all have in common. That, and masturbation.

The important thing is, that I guess I don't spend any time thinking about what I am or what we do means. I spend my time doing it.