Apparently the only thing worse than a terrorist attack, is a gay man stopping it!

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.

I don't particularly enjoy those types of interviews, because I have a great respect for Senator McCain, and I hate the idea that our conversation became just two people sort of talking over each other, at one point.

The Vietnam war was fought over portion size.

We're going to do a challenge. I'm going to try and download every movie ever made and you are going to try to sign up for Obamacare - and we'll see which happens first.

And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.

Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs on everyone.