Everything in Italian sounds like 'Give me your money or I'm going to beat your @$$'.

The government is just you know, blowing the doors off the media. And not everywhere, and I think, this is where you know, a lot of those blog reporters and all of those things are bringing a lot of urgency and a lot of momentum to stories that wouldn't normally carry any momentum.

Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine with spending 14 hours a day putting a show together with tape and string.

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.

Honestly, folks, I think my brain is broken.

The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'