Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!

President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.

The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.

Nineteen people flew into the towers. It seems hard for me to imagine that we could go to war enough to make the world safe enough that nineteen people wouldn't want to do harm to us. So it seems like we have to rethink a strategy that is less military-based.