Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president's re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a needed jolt. If that doesn't work, North Korea has to go.

When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.

Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.

Nathan Lane's Bus of Broadway Fun will be leaving shortly.

What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?

President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.

The next four years, though, you still have to abide by the oversight process that is there to prevent this kind of bizarre sort of cult-like atmosphere that falls along. I mean, I accept that kind of veil of secrecy around Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I don't accept that around our government.