Can I be cocky for a second? If I hit a home run 80 percent of the times, and you want to talk about the 20 times I miss swinging the bat, I’m okay with that.

When I talk to idiots, I get loud!

Clean your freakin' fryer. Be responsible for Christ's sake!

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Fixing bars is easy. Fixing people is tough.

Can I be cocky for a second? If I hit a home run 80 percent of the times, and you want to talk about the 20 times I miss swinging the bat, I’m okay with that.