Can I be cocky for a second? If I hit a home run 80 percent of the times, and you want to talk about the 20 times I miss swinging the bat, I’m okay with that.
I don’t embrace excuses. I embrace solutions.
When I talk to idiots, I get loud!
A consultant is only as good as their last project.
Clean your freakin' fryer. Be responsible for Christ's sake!
The best rescues of all leave a family in a better place.