Go to the great city of Nineveh and preach against it, because its wickedness has come up before me.
Don't walk next to me, it looks gay.
Go to the great city of Nineveh and proclaim to it the message I give you.
You are a gracious God and merciful, slow to anger and abounding in steadfast love.
Forty more days and Nineveh will be overthrown.
What is more likely? That tomorrow will be called 'Thursday' or that Maxine Waters will play the race card in her ethics investigation?