Whenever I wrote fiction, people always seemed to think that what I wrote was true, that it was entirely autobiographical. And when I would write non-fiction, they often accused me of exaggeration and fictionalization.

I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way.

I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.

I hid my underwear beneath a parked Peugeot.

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldnt write.

A lot of readers have actually helped me, been really sweet to me... So maybe my cry for help has sometimes been answered.

People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused.