I certainly want to portray the importance of friendship. I had noticed in movies and TV shows that friends often treated one another terribly, and my friends, the few I have, are never cruel to me or unkind, so I wanted to convey that.

Then again, the name, the associations with a writer's name, can add to the reader's entertainment and pleasure.

There's no shortage of material in life.

It was one of those days when every time I went to go out the door, something grabbed me in the back of the brain and said, lie down and masturbate one more time.

A lot of readers have actually helped me, been really sweet to me... So maybe my cry for help has sometimes been answered.

Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place.

I have very few hobbies. In fact, I have no hobbies.