I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.

I've really never written about my relationships, or things like that. I wouldn't want to divulge things that were too private.

The reason it's hard for me to tweet is I don't want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing.

I don't really know the person who wrote the things I wrote. I kind of know him, but I change so much all the time that it's like I start fresh over and over and over and over. Writing-wise and life-wise.

Then again, the name, the associations with a writer's name, can add to the reader's entertainment and pleasure.

One last thing on objectives - I like to make things, create things, so that's probably been the primary objective all along, even before the ego objective - to make. To record. But why record... that gets back to the ego, a little. Oh, well. Making is good. I like to make things.

Oh, God, I don't know what's more difficult, life or the English language.