The reason it's hard for me to tweet is I don't want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing.

I've really never written about my relationships, or things like that. I wouldn't want to divulge things that were too private.

From age 23 to 44 - I'm 45 now - I was always in need of money, and I was especially in need of it from 23 to about 34, and my great aunt would always give me money, a hundred bucks, every two months or so, and a lot of times that hundred bucks made a huge difference - I could eat or pay a small bill. It kept me going. She gave me money. It was very loving.

I hid my underwear beneath a parked Peugeot.

I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.

I don't really know the person who wrote the things I wrote. I kind of know him, but I change so much all the time that it's like I start fresh over and over and over and over. Writing-wise and life-wise.

In fact, I have no hobbies. The only thing I like to do in life is to go to the Russian Baths in Manhattan. I also like to watch sports on TV, and I like to read books. So that's it - Russian Baths, sports, and books.