I promote my own self-hatred.
I'm actually much more shy and self-conscious than people's perception of me.
I have very few hobbies. In fact, I have no hobbies.
I am always the source of the worst rumors about myself.
A lot of readers have actually helped me, been really sweet to me... So maybe my cry for help has sometimes been answered.
I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way.