Even the handsomest men do not have the same momentary effect on the world as a truly beautiful woman does.
Jonathan CarrollI forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy.
Jonathan CarrollAlthough our emotions sometimes behave like spoiled, selfish children, unfortunately we cannot send them to their room or tell them to stop screaming.
Jonathan CarrollMost men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.
Jonathan Carroll