Why do people always gesture with their hands when they talk on the phone?

Your boyfriend had a dream about potatoes and you're asking me to interpret it? I'm just old. Being old doesn't mean you know more; it means you ate enough fiber.

I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy.

If it was as logical as that, I wouldn't continue to feel as bad as I do. I know what you're saying, and you're absolutely right in a way. But logic and rationality only go so far. Then you know what happens? Ha! Then your heart adds its two cents and everything reasonable goes right-out-the-window.

Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child's smile, and a cup of excellent coffee.

Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well.

Kids own nothing. Everything is either promised, borrowed, longed for or exaggerated.