Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!
I need an office, so I can have a place where I don't write.
Only someone who'd never been an animal would put up a sign saying not to feed them.
My life story is the story of everyone I've ever met.
I think after you live it's like before you lived.
Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?